Breaking news - absolute truth
9 03 2008We’ve been told by Albert, a bloke we met down the allotments, that there are goblins that live at the bottom of the cliff next to the school field. Apparently, they come out at night and stage re-enactments of Barnsley’s FA Cup triumphs over Chelsea and Liverpool.
This information is published on the Internet and Albert doesn’t look too shifty, so the story must be true.
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